Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
I found it. The second best line in fanfiction history.
what’s the first?
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#tbt to the best decision of my life. Exactly one year ago today I hopped on a plane to visit my favorite Canadian @jennkuhn. The trip basically changed my life. I fell in love with a place; with a country that I never thought I would. Fast forward a year and I’ve made the decision to go to grad school in Ottawa. While I know it’s going to be the hardest thing I’ve ever done, packing up and leaving everything I know to move to the Great White North, I am more determined today than I was yesterday. Most of the people I know don’t think I’ll be able to do it, but my hopeless dreaming and continuous work has gotten me this far. There is nothing that’s going to stop me. 🍁❤️