- things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
- things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
My place of employment is paying me right now to read 1D fic. $14 an hour to read porn staring guys I’ll probably never even meet. Lol
"When you’re worrying about stuff and you come out of a room and have your head all over the place, Niall will just go past on a Segway" – Harry x
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
this is probably the best thing I heard this entire year and I’ll be saying it to next motherfucker I hear complaining about our body hair. fuck it.
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over there house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
Tink was not all bad: or, rather, she was all bad just now, but, on the other hand, sometimes she was all good. Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time.